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Shanksgiving!



It's that time of year again. Family gatherings still happen, and sometimes, the stress of being with family can drive a man to do heinous deeds. This Thanksgiving, you'll be dying to see what Uncle C...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 26, 2020



Just Caws!



When murder is in the air, and someone is framed for a crime he did not commit, it takes a special kind of attorney to seek the truth. Coming this Halloween, a talking crow must prove his client's inn...(Click to see more)



Posted: Oct. 02, 2020



Award-winning performances



The movie everyone's talking about. Part of my work for Saucetown Magazine....(Click to see more)



Posted: Dec. 12, 2019



the Astro-Bastards



Coming this winter to a theater near you.

The cold uterus of space is ready to deliver, and it's up to a crew of two professional infant exterminators to stop it before it kills everything onboard ...(Click to see more)



Posted: Sep. 26, 2015



Adolf at the bat



Just when you thought there would never be another good underdog sports movie, along comes "Designated Hitler!"

It's a heartwarming story about a Führer, and a bad-luck baseball team with the wor...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 28, 2015



He's going APE!



Coming this fall, is the heartwarming tale of a Las Vegas pimp who happens to have a tragic accident, costing him the use of his legs.

He thinks all is lost, until a new service animal from the Dep...(Click to see more)



Posted: Apr. 26, 2015



Deuce Buggalo!



This is the story of Deuce Buggalo, a normal guy with a normal job who ended up racking up a massive debt through no fault of his own.

When one of his customers claims that fans of Insane Clown Pos...(Click to see more)



Posted: May. 03, 2012



Smack and Me



The story of a boy who goes off to summer camp and ends up with a heroin habit that changes his life.

Before, he was a bookish nerd who had trouble making friends, but ever since he started shootin...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 14, 2011



The Statutory Ape



Those mid-70s monster flicks are always a gamble. They try and do so much. Most of the time they usually end up as bad creature-features with sexploitation themes and weak '70s gore effects. Usually a...(Click to see more)



Posted: Nov. 06, 2011









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